a funny one for the ladies

[home girl]

When girl's drink to much
1.we have absolutely no idea were our purse
is.
2.we believe that dancing with our arms
overhead and wiggling our but while yelling
woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move
around.
3.we've suddenly decided that we want to kick
someone's *** and honestly believe we could
do it too.
4.in our last trip to pee,we realize that we
now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5.we start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6.we get extremly excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because oh my god i love this song.
7.we've found a deeper spirtual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8.we've suddenly taking up smoking and become really good at it.
9.we yell at the bartender who we believe cheated us by giving us lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10.we think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor orthe mop?
11.we fail to notice that the toilet lid's up when we sit on it.
12.we take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault were having problem's walking straight.

[IrishMick]

I feel spied upon. I so do so many of these, esp #2, 3 & 6.

Thanks for the chuckle Janet. [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]

[gus danger]

I'll drink to party girls
drinking a little too much! LOL!
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Gus